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Feb 8th

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Feb 4th

Ted Travelstead is Trumpetcake: Least-Loved... →

trumpetcake: The “Pre-First Dance Dance” between the catering boss and the drummer of the Klezmer band in the porta-john out back. The dunking of the groom into a vat of MET-Rx meal replacement to assure a “potent consummation.” Sitting on the toilet all night with a case of the “Electric Slides” after a…

Feb 3rd

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They Got My Number

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Feb 3rd

Giraffe Almost Licked Me

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Feb 1st

Of Course!

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Jan 29th

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Jan 26th

The Answer To The Age-Old

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Jan 22nd

These Old Spice Ads Are Awesome

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Jan 19th

How To Fight The Blues: PARTY!

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Jan 14th

Medicinal Kombat!

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Jan 13th

Love These Bad Lip Reading Bits

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Jan 12th

You and Me Both, Brother

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Jan 11th

C.N. Tower Then And Now

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Jan 11th

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Jan 11th

Scary Christmas Parade in Guelph

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Jan 10th

These Pate Knives Sound Like A Nasty Strip Joint

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Jan 1st

People Are So Silly!

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Dec 26th

I Hope You Appreciated My Hard Work Last Night,...

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Dec 26th

I Hope You Appreciated My Hard Work Last Night,...

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Dec 26th

Hot Dog!

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Nov 13th

Hi There

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Nov 9th

Oct 10th

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Who Asked For This?: I hope this is completely if... →

whoaskedforthis: Gordon Ramsay’s dwarf porn double Percy Foster dies in badger den A DWARF porn star who was Gordon Ramsay’s double has been found dead in the most bizarre of circumstances, according to UK tabloid The Sunday Sport. Percy Foster’s 107 centimetre (3’6”) body was discovered in a badger’s…

Sep 16th

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Aug 11th

Forgot One Pic That Was Meant For The Grafitti...

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Jul 25th

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Jul 24th

Assorted Grafitti Seen On My Trip Around Maine

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Jul 23rd

Haven't Posted In A While...Was Waiting For...

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Jul 22nd

Smell Like a Nerd

Use the new Captain America cologne to snag a babe and take her to your bed at the end of the night and show her your Spiderman underoos! Posted via email from Velveteen’s Funstuff © | Comment »

Jul 4th

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Jun 30th

NAMES OF BANDS WHOSE MEMBERS ARE OBSESSED WITH SEX...

Length x WidthUncircumscribed Acute AssInches Hair Pi (girl group)Ass Mass 1:1, The Fellatio RatioAdd a Bed, Subtract the Clothes, Divide the Legs & Multiply Sir Cum Ference Posted via email from Velveteen’s Funstuff © | Comment »

Jun 30th

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Jun 30th

Stupid Shit

I was reading this article about this horrible cee-word on the asshole of the Canadian TV dial, SUN TV and the brouhaha (ha-HA!) that has erupted because of her caustic nature. See, SUN TV is just a Fox News copycat, which means it’s a complete piece of evil shit.Anyway, the article was critical of the twat at SUN TV and I was pleased with that....

Jun 30th

Tiny Beauty Queen Has Aversion To Hairspray

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Jun 30th

Fun In The Sun!

I have a love/hate relationship with Tim Horton’s. On the one hand, I love their coffee. On the other hand, I hate everything else about them.Lately, I’ve been particularly sick of their current promotion for their Timbits. It’s the 30 year anniversary of them or something, so they’re trying to sell the shit out of them. I hate the slogan they’re using: ...

Jun 28th

Tour De Farce

Mike and Billy are average kids. They decided to play baseball. They grabbed a ball, a bat and 2 gloves and went to the park.Sarah and Nancy and regular girls. They decided to play soccer. They grabbed a ball and off they went. Timmy and Dave are run-of-the-mill boys. They decided to play hockey. They grabbed 2 sticks, a ball, and used a garbage can lying on its side for a net. Nathan and...

Jun 28th

Took The Word Right Out Of The Reporter's Mouth

Jun 27th

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Jun 24th

Don't Do It In The Park

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Jun 23rd

I Went Sort Of Nuts With The...

(and for all the ones you think of yourself, I thought of those too. I didn’t use them because other people beat me to them and/or they were jusxt to easy/obvious Eg: “Get Shorty” or “Anaconda” P.S.: the timeline is from bottom up.) Posted via email from Velveteen’s Funstuff © | Comment »

Jun 17th

Look At This

Jun 16th

Challenger Blues

A couple of posts ago, I put up that “Dead Astronauts” comic thing that I had come across on the web. I was telling a couple of my buddies about the comment that Bill Brill had made about it (check it). It gave me the idea to make this. It’s dumb, but I had to see the video I had in my head come to fruition… Posted via email from Velveteen’s Funstuff...

Jun 14th

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Jun 13th

I Don't Care If You've Already Seen It.

Jun 13th

This Is How You Do It

Jun 13th

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Jun 9th

Chugga-Chugga Choo-Choo! Fat Train!

Jun 8th